“Dear Sirs,” begins the letter from our imaginary correspondent, “The problem isn’t that I don’t appreciate the Big Penis Book, but perhaps that I appreciate it too much. Now, when I leave home without it, I feel uneasy, and long business trips are simply torture. Would it be possible to publish a smaller edition, packed full of men with exceptionally generous genital proportions, a book that won’t make a suspicious bulge in my carry-on luggage? And while you’re at it, couldn’t you publish it in an affordable format, given that I’m as short on funds as I am on imagination for making up hypothetical letters to the editor?”
Your wish is granted! The Little Big Penis Book brings together more than 150 exceptionally well-endowed models from the 1940s to the 1990s and features photographs by Bob Mizer, of AMG; David Hurles, of Old Reliable; Rip Colt, of Colt Studio; Craig Calvin Anderson, of Sierra Domino; Hal Roth, of Filmco; Jim Jaeger, of Third World Studios; Falcon Studios; Mike Arlen, Fred Bisonnes, Carlos Quiroz and Charles Hovland in a compact, affordable edition.
The photographs are not only those found in the comprehensive 384-page original edition, but also come from later Big Penis calendars, which means 30% of the content in this edition is new. Add to that the fact that the text has been reduced to make more room for color and black-and-white photographs, and where else (regardless of size) could you find anything better?